Friday, June 19, 2009

The fairer sex

At the risk of sounding odd and somewhat creepy, I'd just like to mention how much I love women. I love talking to them, listening to them and watching them do their girly things. I love hanging out with them, opening doors for them and, from time to time, flirting with them. I love how charming they are, how complex they are and how vulnerable they are.

I've found that most of the time they're more fun to spend time with than guys. A chat with a girl can run the gambit as far as topics of converstion: life, love, family, friends, ex's, turn-ons, turn-offs, music, movies, current events, the world at large, etc... A conversation with another guy usually consists of two things: 1.)Sports and 2.) Women.

Women are physically beautiful.. even the ones that aren't particularly attractive. Sadly, we men are not. Not in the least. While their bodies have been the subject of works of art for centuries, ours are just awkward-looking and built to move heavy objects and not much else. In fact, sometimes I don't understand what about a guy attracts a girl at all.

Sometimes they infatuate me; sometimes they scare the living shit out of me: whenever I feel like I've hurt or offended a girl my heart immediately sinks into my stomach. But they always captivate me. Women are an intricate coil of thoughts and emotions that I will never fully understand, which is perhaps why I find them so incredibly fascinating. I would NEVER want to be a woman, not even for a day... but man oh man do I love 'em.

1 comment:

  1. way to go, mister womanlover. i think you've got the right idea.