Oh Natalie, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...Not only is your beauty disarming and unearthly - enough to stop a man in his tracks and convince him that he'd just laid eyes upon a real life goddess, fallen from her celestial palace above...
and not only is your talent great - beautifully portraying complex, intelligent, vulnerable and strong women in films such as Garden State, Where the Heart Is, Cold Mountain, V for Vendetta and Closer, for which you were nominated for an Oscar...
and not only is your intellect sharp and unparalleled by any other woman in your field - saying "I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruined my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star" and then graduating from none other than Harvard College with a degree in psychology...
and not only are you a portrait of elegance and class - managing to keep yourself off the cover of trashy tabloids and having once been quoted as saying "The moment you buy into the idea you're above anyone else is the moment you need to be slapped in the face"...
and not only is your heart in the right place - being an ardent animal rights and environmental activist as well a champion of the cause of women and children in Third World countries...
...BUT you also manage to still look hot with a shaved head!
Now dump that Yeti of a boyfriend and run away with me, already!!!
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